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10 August 2014 @ 12:05 pm
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  • Sun, 03:25: Tired of flushing while used paper, like a glass shrimp with one little shitty eye, circles the bowl but won't go down. #HateLowFlowToilet
  • Sun, 03:27: "Where the hell have you been?" Sylvia said when Emily crept in late, tipsy and humming to herself. "The house is a pigsty, #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:28: there's nothing to eat, and my best gown is dirty." "I'm sorry," Emily said. "I was-" "Let me guess. Fucking the prince's #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:29: fianc�." "Oh, no. How could I get on the list?" "It was a joke, you stupid bitch. Now, I want supper on the table, I want my #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:30: gown cleaned and pressed, and I want this whole house put in order. Right now." "Did you hear?" Adrienne ran into the room #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:30: waving a broadsheet. "Prince Charming's ball is next week. He and Lord Westwood are celebrating their engagement, and then #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:31: they're going to choose a wife!" "You mean for both of them?" Emily asked. "No, dumbass," Sylvia said. "For the Prince. He's #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:33: marrying Lord Westwood for love, but he needs a wife to have children." "And we're all invited," Adrienne said "Everybody. #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:33: Including you, Emily." "Very funny," Sylvia said. "Who'd want to marry her? She's not really a woman." #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:34: "It's better this way," Rupert said. "I shouldn't have put you through those ridiculous classes." "Now you tell me," Anthony #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:35: said. "But there was one girl. If I have to do this, I choose her." "That's fine," Rupert said. "We'll announce our #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:37: betrothal at the beginning of the ball. Then you point her out and I'll talk to her, maybe ask her to dance. I'm not as #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:38: picky as you. If you like her, I'm sure I can live with her. You're the one who has to do the work anyway. Problem solved." #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:39: "Not entirely," Anthony said. "I never could catch her name. I don't even know if she's from a good family." "Wow! You #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:40: really went at it," Rupert said, a note of awe in his voice. "Don’t worry. As long as she's under thirty, that's all that #AtSecondGlance
  • Sun, 03:40: matters. And no, I'm sorry, but you can't wear chainmail. It's not that kind of ball." #AtSecondGlance